I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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