tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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