Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize
