Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I think I just sharted jello shots
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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