How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
