How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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