come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
tell me about the eggs
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