I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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