Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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