Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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