And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
