YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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