I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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