if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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