I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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