everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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