Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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