Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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