I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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