How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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