sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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