tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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