Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Acid is not a monday night drug
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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