No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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