I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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