is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I fill condoms, not promises.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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