Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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