plz talk dirty to me
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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