It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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