I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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