But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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