Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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