I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
There r osticjed everywhere
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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