Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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