I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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