I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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