I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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