I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize