Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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