I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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