Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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