he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
i believe in u and ur pee
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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