so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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