do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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