we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Girls should come with a carfax report
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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