Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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