Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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