Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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