oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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