Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I can't turn off my feet"
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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