Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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