R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
