Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
