put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I think my moral compass just broke
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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