Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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