ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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