Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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