Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
bring money and cleavage
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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